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"You tried to shove me back inside your narrow room..." - Madonna (Human Nature)

~ Andie Frankham ~

Cut To The Quick

What time is it?

Name as it appears on your birth certificate?
Andrew John Peter Frankham

Frankie (first coined by Simon Sharp,
after I called him Sharpy, many years ago)

Parent's names?
Cynthia and Eddie

How many candles on your last birthday cake?

Date that you regularly blow them out?
28th October

Three cats. Wiskas, Mia, and Buffy.


Eye colour?
White cornea, green-brown iris, and black pupil... *nods*

Hair colour?
Naturally, mid-brown. Presently,
a very dark voilet

Use to have an ear ring, but no more,
but seriously thinking of getting my eyebrow done

Never will

How much do you love your job?
Love? *LOL* I like it most of the time,
and I think most of the people are great

Place of Birth?
Cardiff, South Wales

At present, Shoeburyness

Living the indpendent life with my Mother and nephew

Had the drink Calypso Breeze?

Been in love before?
I have loved, but never been "in love"

Been to Africa?
Er, nope

Been toilet papering?
You what?! What does that means?
*has an idea*

Been drunk?
On occasion,
last time was in September

Loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Not into that kind of painful love

Been in a car crash?
No, thankfully

Croutons or Bacon bits?
Still croutons

2 doors or 4 (on a car)?
4, cause I am bound to have children

Sprite or 7-up?
7-up, mehtinks

Blanket or stuffed animal?
Um, blanket

Coffee or coffee ice cream?
Oh, coffee for sure

Dumper or dumpee?
Such an awful term, but, alas,
it is I who ends relationships

Salad dressing?
No thanks, stick with my black denim jacket

Colour of socks?
White! Will not wear any other colour

2000 - for reasons that shall remain my own

Never you mind

Place to be kissed?
Aha! I've been waiting this question.
In all honesty, it has to be
on frankie juniour - work it out

Quite a few as it happens.
Life Less Ordinary, Interview With The Vampire,
The Colour Purple, Wizard Of Oz...

Quote from a movie?
"I love being me." From the movie, Stigmata

Favourite Holiday?
Chicago in 1995, the hotest summer in Chicago history,
failing that, Edinburgh recently - an incredible place

Anything chinese

Day of the week?
Friday - pay day

Song(s) at the moment?
Two of them - Marilyn Manson's Disposable Teens
and Barrat Waugh's Lucie

TV show?
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
and Doctor Who, when it is on

Word or phrase?

Colgate Total

Oh, I don't know

Haven't got one

Least favourite subject?
Nothing, I will talk about anything

Alcoholic drink?
Bud Ice

Sport to watch?
Fuck all - all sport is boring shit

Type of ice cream?

Zoo exhibit?

Sesame Street Character?
Snuffleuffergus - the woolly mammoth

Disney/Warner Bros?
Warner Bros

Fast food restaurant?

When was your last hospital visit?
1996, when I crushed the talus bone in my ankle

Favourite Drink?
Pepsi Max or Coffee, depending on the weather

What colour is your bedroom carpet?

What was the name of your childhood blanket?
Couldn't afford one - only joking,
but I never had a childhood blanket

How many times did you fail your driving test?
Never taken one, since I do not drive

What do you think of Ouija boards?
If they work I think they could be fun, I know a few
dead folk I would like to talk to

How do you see yourself in 10 years?
Married with little andies and little Allisons,
still in England... oh, and a published writer

Have you ever been convicted of a crime
Nothing that I can't bribe my way out of

Which single store would you choose to
max out your credit card?

Probably a music or a book store

What do you do most often when you are bored?
Now that I could not tell you... it's private

Name the person that you are friends with that
lives the furthest away?

Allison, in Australia

Most annoying thing is..?
Stupid people

Best thing?
My life

Whenever I please

What time is it now?

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revised: 4th November 2000