"You tried to shove me back inside your narrow room..." - Madonna (Human Nature)
~ Andie Frankham ~
Cut To The Quick
What time is it?
Name as it appears on your birth certificate?
Andrew John Peter Frankham
Frankie (first coined by Simon Sharp,
after I called him Sharpy, many years ago)
Cynthia and Eddie
How many candles on your last birthday cake?
Date that you regularly blow them out?
Three cats. Wiskas, Mia, and Buffy.
White cornea, green-brown iris, and black pupil... *nods*
Naturally, mid-brown. Presently,
a very dark voilet
Use to have an ear ring, but no more,
but seriously thinking of getting my eyebrow done
How much do you love your job?
Love? *LOL* I like it most of the time,
and I think most of the people are great
Place of Birth?
Cardiff, South Wales
At present, Shoeburyness
Living the indpendent life with my Mother and nephew
Had the drink Calypso Breeze?
Been in love before?
I have loved, but never been "in love"
Been to Africa?
Been toilet papering?
You what?! What does that means?
*has an idea*
last time was in September
Loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Not into that kind of painful love
Been in a car crash?
Croutons or Bacon bits?
2 doors or 4 (on a car)?
4, cause I am bound to have children
Sprite or 7-up?
Blanket or stuffed animal?
Coffee or coffee ice cream?
Oh, coffee for sure
Dumper or dumpee?
Such an awful term, but, alas,
it is I who ends relationships
No thanks, stick with my black denim jacket
Colour of socks?
White! Will not wear any other colour
2000 - for reasons that shall remain my own
Never you mind
Place to be kissed?
Aha! I've been waiting this question.
In all honesty, it has to be
on frankie juniour - work it out
Quite a few as it happens.
Life Less Ordinary, Interview With The Vampire,
The Colour Purple, Wizard Of Oz...
Quote from a movie?
"I love being me." From the movie, Stigmata
Chicago in 1995, the hotest summer in Chicago history,
failing that, Edinburgh recently - an incredible place
Day of the week?
Friday - pay day
Song(s) at the moment?
Two of them - Marilyn Manson's Disposable Teens
and Barrat Waugh's Lucie
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
and Doctor Who, when it is on
Word or phrase?
Oh, I don't know
Haven't got one
Least favourite subject?
Nothing, I will talk about anything
Sport to watch?
Fuck all - all sport is boring shit
Type of ice cream?
Sesame Street Character?
Snuffleuffergus - the woolly mammoth
Fast food restaurant?
When was your last hospital visit?
1996, when I crushed the talus bone in my ankle
Pepsi Max or Coffee, depending on the weather
What colour is your bedroom carpet?
What was the name of your childhood blanket?
Couldn't afford one - only joking,
but I never had a childhood blanket
How many times did you fail your driving test?
Never taken one, since I do not drive
What do you think of Ouija boards?
If they work I think they could be fun, I know a few
dead folk I would like to talk to
How do you see yourself in 10 years?
Married with little andies and little Allisons,
still in England... oh, and a published writer
Have you ever been convicted of a crime
Nothing that I can't bribe my way out of
Which single store would you choose to
max out your credit card?
Probably a music or a book store
What do you do most often when you are bored?
Now that I could not tell you... it's private
Name the person that you are friends with that
lives the furthest away?
Allison, in Australia
Most annoying thing is..?
Whenever I please
What time is it now?
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revised: 4th November 2000