"You tried to shove me back inside your narrow room..." - Madonna (Human Nature)
~ Andie Frankham ~
Cut To The Quick
What time is it?
22:46
Name as it appears on your birth certificate?
Andrew John Peter Frankham
Nicknames?
Frankie (first coined by Simon Sharp,
after I called him Sharpy, many years ago)
Parent's names?
Cynthia and Eddie
How many candles on your last birthday cake?
28
Date that you regularly blow them out?
28th October
Pets?
Three cats. Wiskas, Mia, and Buffy.
Height?
5.9
Eye colour?
White cornea, green-brown iris, and black pupil... *nods*
Hair colour?
Naturally, mid-brown. Presently,
a very dark voilet
Piercing?
Use to have an ear ring, but no more,
but seriously thinking of getting my eyebrow done
Tattoos?
Never will
How much do you love your job?
Love? *LOL* I like it most of the time,
and I think most of the people are great
Place of Birth?
Cardiff, South Wales
Hometown?
At present, Shoeburyness
Residence?
Living the indpendent life with my Mother and nephew
Had the drink Calypso Breeze?
Nope
Been in love before?
I have loved, but never been "in love"
Been to Africa?
Er, nope
Been toilet papering?
You what?! What does that means?
*has an idea*
Been drunk?
On occasion,
last time was in September
Loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Not into that kind of painful love
Been in a car crash?
No, thankfully
Croutons or Bacon bits?
Still croutons
2 doors or 4 (on a car)?
4, cause I am bound to have children
Sprite or 7-up?
7-up, mehtinks
Blanket or stuffed animal?
Um, blanket
Coffee or coffee ice cream?
Oh, coffee for sure
Dumper or dumpee?
Such an awful term, but, alas,
it is I who ends relationships
Salad dressing?
No thanks, stick with my black denim jacket
Colour of socks?
White! Will not wear any other colour
Number?
2000 - for reasons that shall remain my own
Why?
Never you mind
Place to be kissed?
Aha! I've been waiting this question.
In all honesty, it has to be
on frankie juniour - work it out
Movie?
Quite a few as it happens.
Life Less Ordinary, Interview With The Vampire,
The Colour Purple, Wizard Of Oz...
Quote from a movie?
"I love being me." From the movie, Stigmata
Favourite Holiday?
Chicago in 1995, the hotest summer in Chicago history,
failing that, Edinburgh recently - an incredible place
Foods
Anything chinese
Day of the week?
Friday - pay day
Song(s) at the moment?
Two of them - Marilyn Manson's Disposable Teens
and Barrat Waugh's Lucie
TV show?
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
and Doctor Who, when it is on
Word or phrase?
"Deal!"
Toothpaste?
Colgate Total
Restaurant?
Oh, I don't know
Flower?
Haven't got one
Least favourite subject?
Nothing, I will talk about anything
Alcoholic drink?
Bud Ice
Sport to watch?
Fuck all - all sport is boring shit
Type of ice cream?
Cornetto
Zoo exhibit?
Panthers
Sesame Street Character?
Snuffleuffergus - the woolly mammoth
Disney/Warner Bros?
Warner Bros
Fast food restaurant?
MickyD's
When was your last hospital visit?
1996, when I crushed the talus bone in my ankle
Favourite Drink?
Pepsi Max or Coffee, depending on the weather
What colour is your bedroom carpet?
Beige
What was the name of your childhood blanket?
Couldn't afford one - only joking,
but I never had a childhood blanket
How many times did you fail your driving test?
Never taken one, since I do not drive
What do you think of Ouija boards?
If they work I think they could be fun, I know a few
dead folk I would like to talk to
How do you see yourself in 10 years?
Married with little andies and little Allisons,
still in England... oh, and a published writer
Have you ever been convicted of a crime
Nothing that I can't bribe my way out of
Which single store would you choose to
max out your credit card?
Probably a music or a book store
What do you do most often when you are bored?
Now that I could not tell you... it's private
Name the person that you are friends with that
lives the furthest away?
Allison, in Australia
Most annoying thing is..?
Stupid people
Best thing?
My life
Bedtime?
Whenever I please
What time is it now?
22:57
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revised: 4th November 2000